blackheads...those nasty little blistering barnacles that clog your pores, especially targeting the nose. filthy little pustules of gunk that lay within the skin giving you that oily look.
being a lazy guy i don't have a regular facial cleansing program but every now and then i subject myself to excruciating pain, standing googled eyed in front the mirror squeezing the shit out of my nose.
the post traumatic result being...me looking like Rudolf the red nose reindeer.
however i gotta say i do get some sort of pleasure squeezing the bastards :)
Monday, April 23, 2007
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Sunday, April 15, 2007
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know
where
my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
ask
where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Bloody right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is.
Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who
and
where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser,
I
paid R25 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there
must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest damn
thing
anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image
I really didn't need.
13. Macdonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
Mcchicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well
I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.
14. When you involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you all
right?'
where
my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
ask
where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Bloody right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is.
Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who
and
where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser,
I
paid R25 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there
must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest damn
thing
anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So
what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's
really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an
image
I really didn't need.
13. Macdonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a
Mcchicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well
I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.
14. When you involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you all
right?'
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